I’m baaaaaaaaccckkkk!

did you miss me? I missed you.
I should probably fill you in on what I’ve been up to, but I’m not going to do that. I’m just going to pick up where I left off on here.
today I cut c’s bangs. I couldn’t take it. they were dangling in her eyes 1 second more than I could stand. it’s like when you need to cut your fingernails or wash your hair. it doesn’t bother you until it does and then it’s like I GOTTA WASH MY DAMN HAIR RIGHT THIS DAMN MINUTE OR IM GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIIINNNDDD! well, that’s how I felt about c’s bangs. I.could.not.stand.it.another.single.solitary.minute. I was in the middle of wrapping presents when I just said come here and cut them. I was under duress from my crazy and people do crazy things when they’re under duress. it’s a nasty cycle. I can’t explain my actions and all I can say now is I cut them ridiculous short and now she has teeny tiny emo bangs.

yep, that’s a cheese stick. do emo people eat cheese sticks?
seriously, I hate myself right now. why. oh why. ohhhhh wwwhhyy? the bad news is her hair grows crazy slow. the good news is now I have a coffee shop buddy? I’ll have a Venti Nonfat Caramel Brûlée Latte and she’ll have a Venti Decaf Americano hold the coffee.
poor sis has gone from sort-a kinda mullet to someone call billy ray Cyrus- we need an intervention!


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