All of the updates can’t be winners.
I kept everyone alive today! I did not do anything terribly constructive other than bathe. Tomorrow we have to clean and be functioning humans again. Today? We watched a lot of TV and lived our best my 600lb life.

I spent some time making Tiger King shirts for no reason other than boredom has set in.


Some of you have taken this time at home to read books and learn languages. I spent my time watching the Lisa Frank Cowboy lure straight men into a polyamorous love triangle with the promise of meth, pickup trucks, and all the Walmart freezer-burned meat they could eat. I have no regrets.