distancing day 129 thoughts:

1. Today I had a first time experience. Did I sky dive? No. Did I drag race? Nope. Swim with dolphins? Nuh-uh. For the first time in my entire life a bird shit right splat on my shoulder. I’m told it’s good luck. It didn’t feel like good luck. It felt wet and plaguey.

2. I don’t know where today went but it went. It was a nice change of pace from staring at the clock wondering how it can take 4 years to change from 3:02 to 3:03. Are we really sure Greenwich is telling us the truth? Like what proof do we have? I’m almost positive that 2020 has been going on for at least 7 years. I cannot be the only one.

3. I am so tired from this week and it’s only Tuesday. I don’t even know what in the Heavens has made me so tired besides the incessant peeing from the upped water intake and the soul-crushing weight of a global pandemic. Just piddly shit. I cannot wait to swan dive into my bed by Trump bucks and sleep like that one time I unintentionally roofied my own self on a flight from Korea to New York: but that’s a story for another time. Actually, that’s about all there is to say. Don’t tell ajussi via rudimentary hand signals you want to sleep or, honey, you gon’ SLEEP.

4. Here’s a picture of the place I live just cause it’s pretty and I like pretty things:

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