1. I turned in the pee today. I learned a lot about my urine habits that I didn’t necessarily need to know. I’m going to share with you here because it’s been 145 days and I’m running out of stuff to talk about. It was determined today that 600 ml is my bladder’s upper limit. I feel like that’s a lot. According to the test website, most people’s urine output FOR A DAY is between 800 to 2000ml. 600 ml was just like an average Thursday’s 11am pee. For all the work she’s done over the last 10 years, I am impressed with the old gal. Is there a thank you card or something I can get for her? For the record, I submitted 4400 ml over the 24 hour period for the pee cauldron. I know you were dying to know. I feel like that’s some blue ribbon work.
2. Y’all. I am deceased. I can’t take these allergies anymore. I was sitting on the front porch today and some little lady came and WEED WHACKED THE WEEDS STICKING UP THROUGH OUR ROCKS. The universe is against me and I don’t appreciate it. I sneezed so hard today that I about bit a chunk off the back of my tongue. It hurts to do anything so now I can’t breath good or eat. At least I have superior pee skills going for me.
3. I just took 2 Benadryl so today has got to be short. I need to read some in my book before I fall asleep and I’m living on borrowed time because Benadryl waits for no man.