Do you know what question I get asked the most each day? “What’s for dinner?” Everyone asks. No one listens. Everyone asks again. In the span of 15 seconds just now I answered it 3 times. 2 of those were for the same person. Then, I sat down to wait 20 min while something cooked and I got asked again. I predict I will answer “loaded potatoes” AT LEAST 6 more times before we eat in 45 minutes. I also love when my kids roll up holding a full ass sleeve of Thin Mints like it’s an appetizer side piece at 430pm. Why am I cooking dinner? Why are you asking what’s for dinner? Why are we doing this nightly charade? Why?
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