distancing day 1.17 thoughts:

I’m having a bad butt bone day today. I broke my tailbone about 3 years ago and they don’t exactly ever heal all the way, so you’re just always one bad day away from cussing evolution for not taking the tailbone when we lost the thick ass body hair to keep us warm at night. Now we have blankets and children that refuse to sleep in their beds to keep us warm- no body hair needed.