distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:

Today was a rollercoaster. Not like a Six Flags rollercoaster where it’s scary, but you’re almost certain you won’t die. I’m talking the kinda rollercoaster built by 3 toothed carnies with a meth problem and seatbelts held together by electrical tape. The kids’ first unofficial lesson of the day was the art of panicked cleaningContinue reading “distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:”

distancing day 14/sip day 2 thoughts:

1. Dear Diary, I have been trapped in my house for 14 days. Any joke I’ve ever made about how jail sounds like a vacation, I take it back, alright? I. Take. It. Back. I had to put myself in timeout today because I was acting stank to my fellow inmates. I ended up fallingContinue reading “distancing day 14/sip day 2 thoughts:”

distancing day 13/sip day 1 thoughts:

1. I don’t know how to tell y’all this, but this is the end of days. Don’t get it twisted. This doesn’t have anything to do with coronavirus or flying pigs or me singing. It has everything to do with me and laundry being all caught up. Yes, I am all caught up on laundryContinue reading “distancing day 13/sip day 1 thoughts:”

distancing day 12 thoughts:

1. Welp. I have found the only thing on the Earth that motivates me to do laundry: Being stuck inside my house for 12 days straight with snitches. Omg at the tattling. I finally went upstairs and started sorting/hanging up laundry and told them if they didn’t leave, they had to help. Apparently, snitches doContinue reading “distancing day 12 thoughts:”

distancing day 9 thoughts:

Lord Jesus in Heaven. Have I always been this lazy or is this social distancing related? I complain all year that I’m never home to do projects, but now I am home and I don’ wanna. I have been splayed out on my front porch like a lizard for the better part of an afternoon.Continue reading “distancing day 9 thoughts:”