Jerry and I are at a marriage retreat at the Hotel Elegante. We’ve seen at least 4000 commercials for the Hotel Elegante and driven by it every Sunday since we moved here, but we’ve never been inside. Laurel fell asleep before her siblings and they were not niiiii (as baby Laurel used to say), butContinue reading “distancing day 1.12 thoughts:”
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distancing day 1.10 thoughts:
The kids took their mandatory standardized tests today. Whew. That’s one major thing off my stress list. I just have to submit their scores to our umbrella school and do the wash my hands of it motion. They did well and I’m relieved that I’m not a big, fat, stupid, crap hole of a teacher-Continue reading “distancing day 1.10 thoughts:”
distancing day 1.5 thoughts:
Today started a little sour but ended up super sweet with dinner with some friends. The children have forgotten how to be out in public without doing power bombs, suplexii, and DDTs in the middle of the aisle at Walmart. I took Winnie to the vet for her checkup this AM and thought it wouldContinue reading “distancing day 1.5 thoughts:”
distancing day 347 thoughts:
Have you ever seen underwear on the side of the road and wondered what kinda life that person is living that they would leave their underwear on the side of the road? Well, let me tell you. Clara and I went to have the windshield replaced on the van today. The windshield shop was relativelyContinue reading “distancing day 347 thoughts:”
distancing day 346 thoughts:
If you have 4 kids- statistically speaking- there is a extraordinarily high probability that every single day at least one will wake up and chose bullshit. The part where statistics get dicer is whether or not their choice of bullshit will rub off on the others or if they will be isolated in bullshitsville. YouContinue reading “distancing day 346 thoughts:”
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