distancing day 79 thoughts:

The devil himself is putting in that overtime tu-day. He’s gotta be throwing things at me to see if I’m really committed to this clean eating thing because stress usually makes me a hungry hungry hippo and McDonald’s is my chow of choice. Since I just ate half of a spicy lentil wrap, I wouldContinue reading “distancing day 79 thoughts:”

distancing day 78 thoughts:

1. I am writing this while I wear very fancy hand softening gloves that look like they belong to Blanche Devereaux. My children think I’ve lost my mind and, frankly, I’m rather surprised that of all the weird things I’ve done that this is what did it. 2. Remember when I told you I lookedContinue reading “distancing day 78 thoughts:”

distancing day 76 thoughts:

1. No. No. No. no. NO. NO. NOOOO. I just went to get a cup of ice water and a dazed and confused moth rode an ice cube out of my dispenser like Aladdin on his mother freakin’ magic carpet. I can never drink water or get ice again. My blood is already a solidContinue reading “distancing day 76 thoughts:”

distancing day 75 thoughts:

1. I have often wondered if my neighbors look out their window and wonder why there are no lights on in my house before the sun is even down. We aren’t over here living like bat people, we just go to bed at 7. Like WE. ALL. Jerry and me included. I had to finishContinue reading “distancing day 75 thoughts:”

distancing day 74 thoughts:

1. I could not get my life together this morning. I was so tired. I kept falling asleep while sitting up and drinking my coffee. It didn’t improve until around 11 when I forced myself to take a shower even though I just wanted to putz around in my pajamas. Probably nothing bad would haveContinue reading “distancing day 74 thoughts:”