distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:

Today was a rollercoaster. Not like a Six Flags rollercoaster where it’s scary, but you’re almost certain you won’t die. I’m talking the kinda rollercoaster built by 3 toothed carnies with a meth problem and seatbelts held together by electrical tape. The kids’ first unofficial lesson of the day was the art of panicked cleaningContinue reading “distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:”

distancing day 16/sip day 4 thoughts:

I heard that social distancing got extended to April 30th today. This is fine. Everything is fine. I think that means that my kiddos won’t be going back to school for the remainder of the year. I don’t know how I feel about this- I’m leaning towards really, exceptionally shitty. The one thing that IContinue reading “distancing day 16/sip day 4 thoughts:”

distancing day 15/sip day 3 thoughts:

All of the updates can’t be winners. I kept everyone alive today! I did not do anything terribly constructive other than bathe. Tomorrow we have to clean and be functioning humans again. Today? We watched a lot of TV and lived our best my 600lb life. I spent some time making Tiger King shirts forContinue reading “distancing day 15/sip day 3 thoughts:”

distancing day 14/sip day 2 thoughts:

1. Dear Diary, I have been trapped in my house for 14 days. Any joke I’ve ever made about how jail sounds like a vacation, I take it back, alright? I. Take. It. Back. I had to put myself in timeout today because I was acting stank to my fellow inmates. I ended up fallingContinue reading “distancing day 14/sip day 2 thoughts:”

distancing day 13/sip day 1 thoughts:

1. I don’t know how to tell y’all this, but this is the end of days. Don’t get it twisted. This doesn’t have anything to do with coronavirus or flying pigs or me singing. It has everything to do with me and laundry being all caught up. Yes, I am all caught up on laundryContinue reading “distancing day 13/sip day 1 thoughts:”