distancing day 1.10 thoughts:

The kids took their mandatory standardized tests today. Whew. That’s one major thing off my stress list. I just have to submit their scores to our umbrella school and do the wash my hands of it motion. They did well and I’m relieved that I’m not a big, fat, stupid, crap hole of a teacher-Continue reading “distancing day 1.10 thoughts:”

distancing day 1.5 thoughts:

Today started a little sour but ended up super sweet with dinner with some friends. The children have forgotten how to be out in public without doing power bombs, suplexii, and DDTs in the middle of the aisle at Walmart. I took Winnie to the vet for her checkup this AM and thought it wouldContinue reading “distancing day 1.5 thoughts:”

distancing day 346 thoughts:

If you have 4 kids- statistically speaking- there is a extraordinarily high probability that every single day at least one will wake up and chose bullshit. The part where statistics get dicer is whether or not their choice of bullshit will rub off on the others or if they will be isolated in bullshitsville. YouContinue reading “distancing day 346 thoughts:”

distancing day 342 thoughts:

I took my laundry to fold and fluff today after a whole ass day of waiting around for the guy who said he was going to pick it up to text me 8 minutes after he was to arrive to tell me he wasn’t allowed to pick it up on a military installation. NFS, asshole.Continue reading “distancing day 342 thoughts:”

distancing day 341 thoughts:

Jerry had to work at home for a little bit yesterday and he had a conference call. At one point he said “you’re coming in broken, Sgt (redacted), but I’m not sure why” and I shouted “CHILDHOOD TRAUMA!” before he had fully muted his mic. If you’re wondering what it’s like to be married toContinue reading “distancing day 341 thoughts:”