distancing day 1.5 thoughts:

Today started a little sour but ended up super sweet with dinner with some friends. The children have forgotten how to be out in public without doing power bombs, suplexii, and DDTs in the middle of the aisle at Walmart. I took Winnie to the vet for her checkup this AM and thought it wouldContinue reading “distancing day 1.5 thoughts:”

distancing day 347 thoughts:

Have you ever seen underwear on the side of the road and wondered what kinda life that person is living that they would leave their underwear on the side of the road? Well, let me tell you. Clara and I went to have the windshield replaced on the van today. The windshield shop was relativelyContinue reading “distancing day 347 thoughts:”

distancing day 346 thoughts:

If you have 4 kids- statistically speaking- there is a extraordinarily high probability that every single day at least one will wake up and chose bullshit. The part where statistics get dicer is whether or not their choice of bullshit will rub off on the others or if they will be isolated in bullshitsville. YouContinue reading “distancing day 346 thoughts:”

distancing day 344 thoughts:

Drill Sergeant Momma got everyone up and at em this morning to head to the Denver Museum of Nature and Science even though it was like the only time any one of these chirren has ever tried to sleep in and it was all of them. Since there was no breakfast and no coffee, weContinue reading “distancing day 344 thoughts:”

distancing day 342 thoughts:

I took my laundry to fold and fluff today after a whole ass day of waiting around for the guy who said he was going to pick it up to text me 8 minutes after he was to arrive to tell me he wasn’t allowed to pick it up on a military installation. NFS, asshole.Continue reading “distancing day 342 thoughts:”