distancing day 19/sip day 7 thoughts:

1. Y’all. Somebody needs to come over here and snatch my wax out of my amateur aesthetician hands. I can’t stop waxing and pretty soon I’m gonna have eyebrows like chubby Christian Aguilera. I’d love my early 2000s body back, but not my eyebrows. SOMEBODY, I AM BEGGING YOU, SAVE ME FROM MYSELF! If youContinue reading “distancing day 19/sip day 7 thoughts:”

distancing day 18/sip day 6 thoughts:

The most productive thing I did today was wax my chin hair. Satisfying, yet unrefined. THE call was made about school today. I am a sad bunny. As soon as I read it, I became immediately EXHAUSTED. I got all caught up on sleep for the first time in 10 years and leave it toContinue reading “distancing day 18/sip day 6 thoughts:”

distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:

Today was a rollercoaster. Not like a Six Flags rollercoaster where it’s scary, but you’re almost certain you won’t die. I’m talking the kinda rollercoaster built by 3 toothed carnies with a meth problem and seatbelts held together by electrical tape. The kids’ first unofficial lesson of the day was the art of panicked cleaningContinue reading “distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:”

distancing day 16/sip day 4 thoughts:

I heard that social distancing got extended to April 30th today. This is fine. Everything is fine. I think that means that my kiddos won’t be going back to school for the remainder of the year. I don’t know how I feel about this- I’m leaning towards really, exceptionally shitty. The one thing that IContinue reading “distancing day 16/sip day 4 thoughts:”

distancing day 15/sip day 3 thoughts:

All of the updates can’t be winners. I kept everyone alive today! I did not do anything terribly constructive other than bathe. Tomorrow we have to clean and be functioning humans again. Today? We watched a lot of TV and lived our best my 600lb life. I spent some time making Tiger King shirts forContinue reading “distancing day 15/sip day 3 thoughts:”