distancing day 79 thoughts:

The devil himself is putting in that overtime tu-day. He’s gotta be throwing things at me to see if I’m really committed to this clean eating thing because stress usually makes me a hungry hungry hippo and McDonald’s is my chow of choice. Since I just ate half of a spicy lentil wrap, I wouldContinue reading “distancing day 79 thoughts:”

distancing day 78 thoughts:

1. I am writing this while I wear very fancy hand softening gloves that look like they belong to Blanche Devereaux. My children think I’ve lost my mind and, frankly, I’m rather surprised that of all the weird things I’ve done that this is what did it. 2. Remember when I told you I lookedContinue reading “distancing day 78 thoughts:”

distancing day 73 thoughts:

1. I think most of the moths have moved on to greener pastures. Literally or figuratively: I do not care. I’m just glad they have mostly moved on from my back porch. The worst encounter with the moths was not when I would walk out my back gate and be surrounded by an upwards flyingContinue reading “distancing day 73 thoughts:”

distancing day 72 thoughts:

1. My girls have the most beautiful hair when they let me brush it. The bad thing about child-maintained hair is that the front looks aight, but the back looks like a rat has been sucking on it. I just brushed hair after baths for 30 minutes while the girls bleated at me like angryContinue reading “distancing day 72 thoughts:”

distancing day 70 thoughts:

1. 10 whole weeks. I’m speechless. Hahahahaha. Jk. I’m infrequently speechless. This has been a wild ride. I go back and forth between feeling like I can power through until the end of time and feeling like if I don’t see somebody soon that I’m not genetically connected to that I’m gonna lose my mind.Continue reading “distancing day 70 thoughts:”