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distancing day 1.16 thoughts:

I’m trying to relax in the bathtub and my kids are wrestling outside in the hallway. I think it’s like fun evening activity wrestling and not non-consensual DDT off the ropes wrestling, but I’m naked so I’m not getting out to ask questions. Today I did some writing and some errand running. Nothing too exciting.Continue reading “distancing day 1.16 thoughts:”

distancing day 1.12 thoughts:

Jerry and I are at a marriage retreat at the Hotel Elegante. We’ve seen at least 4000 commercials for the Hotel Elegante and driven by it every Sunday since we moved here, but we’ve never been inside. Laurel fell asleep before her siblings and they were not niiiii (as baby Laurel used to say), butContinue reading “distancing day 1.12 thoughts:”

distancing day 1.10 thoughts:

The kids took their mandatory standardized tests today. Whew. That’s one major thing off my stress list. I just have to submit their scores to our umbrella school and do the wash my hands of it motion. They did well and I’m relieved that I’m not a big, fat, stupid, crap hole of a teacher-Continue reading “distancing day 1.10 thoughts:”

distancing day 1.5 thoughts:

Today started a little sour but ended up super sweet with dinner with some friends. The children have forgotten how to be out in public without doing power bombs, suplexii, and DDTs in the middle of the aisle at Walmart. I took Winnie to the vet for her checkup this AM and thought it wouldContinue reading “distancing day 1.5 thoughts:”

distancing day 347 thoughts:

Have you ever seen underwear on the side of the road and wondered what kinda life that person is living that they would leave their underwear on the side of the road? Well, let me tell you. Clara and I went to have the windshield replaced on the van today. The windshield shop was relativelyContinue reading “distancing day 347 thoughts:”