distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:

Today was a rollercoaster. Not like a Six Flags rollercoaster where it’s scary, but you’re almost certain you won’t die. I’m talking the kinda rollercoaster built by 3 toothed carnies with a meth problem and seatbelts held together by electrical tape. The kids’ first unofficial lesson of the day was the art of panicked cleaningContinue reading “distancing day 17/sip day 5 thoughts:”

distancing day 16/sip day 4 thoughts:

I heard that social distancing got extended to April 30th today. This is fine. Everything is fine. I think that means that my kiddos won’t be going back to school for the remainder of the year. I don’t know how I feel about this- I’m leaning towards really, exceptionally shitty. The one thing that IContinue reading “distancing day 16/sip day 4 thoughts:”

distancing day 14/sip day 2 thoughts:

1. Dear Diary, I have been trapped in my house for 14 days. Any joke I’ve ever made about how jail sounds like a vacation, I take it back, alright? I. Take. It. Back. I had to put myself in timeout today because I was acting stank to my fellow inmates. I ended up fallingContinue reading “distancing day 14/sip day 2 thoughts:”

distancing day 12 thoughts:

1. Welp. I have found the only thing on the Earth that motivates me to do laundry: Being stuck inside my house for 12 days straight with snitches. Omg at the tattling. I finally went upstairs and started sorting/hanging up laundry and told them if they didn’t leave, they had to help. Apparently, snitches doContinue reading “distancing day 12 thoughts:”

distancing day 10 thoughts:

Some of my children may have to be surgically removed from my ass when the distancing is over. I’m glad to provide shelter for them in this emotional storm, but Holy Hell- it’s been a while since I had an audience when I went to the bathroom. I did not miss it. Today has beenContinue reading “distancing day 10 thoughts:”