distancing day 109 thoughts:

1. I just got back from a walk with my dog and she draggggggged me (literally and figuratively) at the end. I decided to run home because it was only a half mile and Winnie loves to run. I was out there looking like Forest Gump and this lady is straight prancercising- barely even aboveContinue reading “distancing day 109 thoughts:”

distancing day 99 thoughts:

1. Last day of social distancing in the double digits. Tomorrow is our 100 days social distancing gathering with our bubble people. Today, the kids got hair cuts on base and I gave the lady a 40% tip because my kids haven’t had hair cuts in months and it was their first outing into civilizationContinue reading “distancing day 99 thoughts:”

distancing day 82 thoughts:

1. One of my character flaws is optimism that I’m going to use the other half of the onion before it turns to green chunky onion water somewhere in the depths of my overfull fridge. I cannot tell you how many onions I put in the fridge and think “I’ll use that tomorrow” and thenContinue reading “distancing day 82 thoughts:”

distancing day 76 thoughts:

1. No. No. No. no. NO. NO. NOOOO. I just went to get a cup of ice water and a dazed and confused moth rode an ice cube out of my dispenser like Aladdin on his mother freakin’ magic carpet. I can never drink water or get ice again. My blood is already a solidContinue reading “distancing day 76 thoughts:”

distancing day 59 thoughts:

1. My day started out with a colossal wax spill on aisle 4 alllllll over the laminate floors. These things are so cheaply made, I’m surprised the wax spill didn’t set the floors ablaze and make all my worst childhood fears come true- the floors are really lava! I spent at least an hour, butContinue reading “distancing day 59 thoughts:”